Geminis don’t like dogs. It’s because Gemini is a civilized, unemotional sign, and canine quirks just don’t appeal to us. No, I’m definitely not a dog person.
I’m particularly not a dog person when my dog goes into heat. The bitch spends most of the time right next to the front door, and if she had her way she’d go on six walks a day – even though it’s been pouring with rain.
Not surprisingly she’s in a permanently bad mood, and when she’s not standing outside the door, or barking at real and imaginary raccoons, she’s barking at me. She won’t eat, she wants to eat, she wants to eat what I’m eating, and if I ignore her she’ll find millions of ways of making my life a misery.
However the guns have finally fallen silent, and from the lack of noise I assume she’s curled up in a soporific ball, temporarily exhausted. So I can now give you my very quick, star-rated daily horoscopes for Wednesday May 29 2013. Remembering that for Geminis like me it’ll be a good day, because the Moon in Aquarius makes a wonderful aspect to the Sun in Gemini. My dog is a Sagittarian. She’ll have a three star day, but I can guarantee that she won’t find love. Anyway, here we go…
Five stars: Gemini, Aquarius
Four stars: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra
Three stars: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Two stars: Virgo, Pisces